Monday, 19 March 2012

Desteni Portal Idiot Test

Ivan Rauscher


Desteni claims Sunette Spies can speak on behalf of dead people, inanimate objects or mythological or fictional entities or qualities, making her an 'interdimensional portal'.

The Portal is one of the central concepts 'within and as' Desteni. The Equal Money System revolves around Sunette Spies 'within and as' interdimensional portal.

Spies speaks as the Mesopotamian god, Anu, Colonel Gaddaffi, Adolf Hitler, an AK-47 rifle, a leprachaun, Joseph Stalin, Carl Jung, Kurt Cobain, Aleister Crowley, designs like the Design of Who I am as a Reptilian Mind, and a panty liner, a petrol pump and a piece of toilet paper.

Most people would of course just laugh and reject the Portal as a stupid prank, or a cheap and pathetic New Age con or perhaps the ramblings of one who is possessed or severely mentally disturbed.

Whatever, the purpose of the Portal is to bring together the right kind of people who will be willing to dedicate their lives to being salespersons for the Desteni business.

The Desteni Portal is an Idiot Test.


Anyone willing to believe a lie like the Desteni Portal will practically believe anything they're told. It's a way to vet the audience, flush out critical thinkers or dissenters and find instead more useful people who can be more easily manipulated.

Desteni does not ask that anyone should believe in the Portal. What's important is the Portal's message of self-honesty. So, a potential recruit can be relieved of the obligation to believe and s/he may accept and allow information from the Portal to be acted upon anyway.

Whether or not s/he believes in the Portal, as long as clichéd New Age self-help techniques, self-forgiveness affirmations, stress reduction breathing exercises, ways of giving up addictions etc offered by the Portal have some appeal they may also have the effect of making the potential recruit feel good.

If s/he has been lonely, confused or troubled they may find the Desteni organisation can help them make progress and new social contacts. They may also gain a sense of importance and a renewed enthusiasm for life, having taken on a special mission to save themselves and everyone else on the planet from destruction with the Equal Money System.

They will have passed the Desteni Portal Idiot Test. 

Sunday, 18 March 2012

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Saturday, 10 March 2012

Desteni clique incest

Mass production of sex-oriented media was recently increased in the Land of Destonia in a bid to get signed 'agreements' for sexual relations between Destonians.

From Destenigossip:

Sex in general is evil, there is only one way for it not to be evil:
First: Beat yourself up about having, enjoying or thinking about sex or, if that’s not the case, about NOT having, enjoying or thinking about it.
Second: Go to the Desteni-Forum and post all your most private thoughts and experiences there, for the whole world (including your family, friends and future employers) to see and for Bernie to jerk off to.
Third: Buy an overpriced course done by Desteni where you can hear the ‘portal’ talk about Reptilian-Sex, Rape and other kinky stuff.
Fourth: Find a fellow Desteni-member to fuck.
Fifth: Fuck that fellow Desteni-member, especially when and if you don’t actually find them attractive.
Sixth: Go to the forum again and tell all the world and Bernie about your new Desteni sex life as detailed as possible, so the others and especially Bernie can approve of it.
And then you have a chance of not being a rapist or some other type of scum. Though, not really, Desteni will find something else you have to be ashamed of, but all is not lost, they will offer you a new class for 300 bucks a month to purify yourself from that new problem as well.

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

Desteni Rape Fantasy

Ivan Rauscher

Destonians have a fantasy about rape. It is that rapists do what they do because of other people's sexual fantasies.

The only non-Desteni cause Destonians ever show support for on their YouTube channels is AntiPornography.org. It is said that in the Equal Money System as proposed by Desteni, pornography will be banned. This implies that to ensure no-one would ever produce sexual imagery, no citizen would be allowed to own a camera. It implies that erotic images could somehow be eradicated on the basis that they would be accepted as a form of criminality.

How they'd bring it about is never explained, but Equal Money System is itself a fantasy. It exists to financially exploit and mentally and emotionally abuse people by moulding them into robotic spammers for a highly manipulative yet nonsensical cult philosophy.

Destonian, Markus Modin, in his videos, Secret Rape and 2012 Secret Rape pt.2, commented in a smug and humourless way on sexual fantasy and rape, as if aged 22 he could have the experience and background to be an authority on these matters. This boy counts among his favourite books those by outright charlatans and major influences on the New Age scene, George Gurdjieff, Alice A. Bailey and Baird T. Spalding, all of whom are in turn key influences on Bernard Poolman, the main instigator of the Desteni scam.

Since the writing of this post, the first of these videos has been made private and the second has been removed by YouTube for violation of the YT policy against spam, scams and commercially deceptive content. In any case, they are worth discussing here.

In these videos, Modin repeated by rote information acquired from previous statements by Sunette Spies, Bernard Poolman and other Destonians. He succinctly summed up the Desteni party line on sexual fantasy, rape, masturbation and pornography. He was not talking about these subjects because he was genuinely interested in openly discussing or debating them with other YouTubers, but simply in order to try to promote the Equal Money System scam which is to recruit for the Desteni I Process Multi-Level Marketing scheme, as well as to impress other Destonians.

Destonians believe masturbation should only occur without sexual fantasy and that 'breath orgasm' should replace masturbation. 'Breath orgasm' is a variation of a common practice popular in New Age Tantric circles, most often known as energy orgasm. It is just one of countless ideas Bernard Poolman has stolen from New Age sources to manufacture the Desteni material.

Modin communicated the strange fantasy induced in him through immersion in the Desteni material that sexual fantasy is 'indirect abuse' that 'supports rape'. He claimed rapists are a 'manifestation' of 'what is existent within ourselves' but did not describe how a rapist can possibly be a 'manifestation' of thoughts of other people or how everyone exists with a rapist within them. He did not define his use of the term, 'manifestation'. Modin claimed that 'sex has nothing to do with the mind', as if the brain was not a part of the body.

According to Modin, masturbating whilst looking at pornographic images is 'virtual rape' and entails 'supporting the thought of having sex with someone without their permission'. Pornography, he said, should be banned because it is 'producing psychopaths'. Yet again he offered no reasons or evidence to support his claims. All he managed to convey by his self-expression was how the Desteni core group in South Africa can utilise illogical, emotive and confusing tactics to make an individual such as Modin comply with the artificial construction of a 'purified', seemingly morally superior cult identity, complete with suit and tie.

Destonians like Modin are provided with the excuse to take up a self-righteous attitude towards others. By adhering to the propaganda of Desteni they fantasise that they can be relieved of and suppress any seemingly overwhelming sexual feelings or desires and take up the heroic cause of stopping all the abuse in the world by becoming smarmy salespersons for the Equal Money System cult scam. It is also how Destonians are persuaded into engaging in sexual relations with each other and no-one else.

They are manipulated at a fundamental level of inter-personal subjectivity in relation to sex and the very thought of sex. Destonians are convinced that they feel the need to 'forgive' themselves for having sexual fantasies, masturbating or looking at pornography. If they are concerned about over-indulging in these things, they are re-assured that being a Destonian, preaching the Desteni way of life and selling Desteni-related products to others will help them. Their sexuality is being manipulated and controlled by an obscure, repressive sect and money-making scam founded on delusional misrepresentations of occult and New Age philosophies.

Saturday, 14 January 2012

Thursday, 12 January 2012

Desteni in 2011

Here's an interesting round-up of events surrounding the banning of Desteni from YouTube in

Muertos's Blog 2011 Year End Wrap-Up, Part 2 by LosMuertos

as well as discussion of the Zeitgeist Movement, Occupy Wall Street, Thrive and other subjects. Part 1 is here.

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Awful Link of the Day: Desteni


Hello, Internet Traveler. I hope you find yourself well today. Do not fear our horned guardian. Welcome to Desteni, the Web site for finding enlightenment. Please ignore the credit card logos in the corner of your screen. We reject the notion of money as it is in the world today. Instead, we hope to move toward a system of equality, in which all people can find enlightenment through our system. Do not be afraid, but what you are about to hear will change your life for all eternity (oh, yeah, life is eternal, incidentally). I know you think we are crazy. I know you think you have seen videos of a similar nature on YouTube. I can assure you, dear friend, we are something you have never seen before.
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