Mass production of sex-oriented media was recently increased in the Land of Destonia in a bid to get signed 'agreements' for sexual relations between Destonians.
From Destenigossip:
Sex in general is evil, there is only one way for it not to be evil:
First: Beat yourself up about having, enjoying or thinking about sex or, if that’s not the case, about NOT having, enjoying or thinking about it.
Second: Go to the Desteni-Forum and post all your most private thoughts and experiences there, for the whole world (including your family, friends and future employers) to see and for Bernie to jerk off to.
Third: Buy an overpriced course done by Desteni where you can hear the ‘portal’ talk about Reptilian-Sex, Rape and other kinky stuff.
Fourth: Find a fellow Desteni-member to fuck.
Fifth: Fuck that fellow Desteni-member, especially when and if you don’t actually find them attractive.
Sixth: Go to the forum again and tell all the world and Bernie about your new Desteni sex life as detailed as possible, so the others and especially Bernie can approve of it.
And then you have a chance of not being a rapist or some other type of scum. Though, not really, Desteni will find something else you have to be ashamed of, but all is not lost, they will offer you a new class for 300 bucks a month to purify yourself from that new problem as well.
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